Welly wanging cake

It’s taken me a week to get over this caketastrophe. My sister had a welly wanging party for her birthday so I thought it would be nice to bake her a simple Wellington boot cake. How very wrong I was. Sometimes, things just don’t work out and when you bake as much I do, it only makes sense that the disaster would occur on the same day as trying to impress extended family.

It started off well, the elderflower and lemon cake tasted zesty and shaped up okay. The problem I didn’t foresee is that the buttercream would separate as it contained cream and elderflower cordial. Hmmmm.

The next error I made was not thinking ahead and that the buttercream would need refrigerating because of the cream. So I iced it ahead of time so that I could go to work. No no. Never put fondant icing in the fridge. I did know this but thought that physics wouldn’t affect me on the one day I needed it not to.

Like many a good person, the boot found it’s primary support in wine. I hastily iced it whilst watching the Royal wedding (same morning as party) and watched it slowly bow before me. Here is the cake ten minutes before I put it in the car:

As the shaft of the welly made its way to the table, I decided to take it down for its own good.

It was Bake Off worthy for about 1 minute. In the end, the welly was well and truly wanged.

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Mirror glaze cake

I challenged myself to making a mirror glaze cake this weekend. After a lot of research and reading, I still managed to fluff it up. A word of caution to anyone who wants to make a mirror glaze, it is a sticky, convoluted and expensive cake if you keep making mistakes….

I made a light vanilla sponge with a thin layer of vanilla buttercream and raspberry jam inside. I coated the cake in buttercream and smoothed out the sides and top. This is really important, you need a really smooth surface for the glaze to stick to and dribble across. In retrospect, I needed to smooth mine a little bit longer as even the SLIGHTEST bump or crumb is exaggerated once the glaze is on top of it. The crumb-coated cake needs to be refrigerated for about half an hour before glazing.  Another layer of buttercream is a good idea and then just keep smoothing until you can’t stand to smooth anymore.

To make the glaze:

  • 1 sachet of powdered gelatine (mixed in 40ml water)
  • 255g white sugar
  • 112 g condensed milk
  • 170ml water
  • 300g white chocolate chopped up

The gelatine should be ‘bloomed’ in a small amount of  water before starting ( I didn’t realise gelatine should be ‘bloomed’- it just means rehydrate it). Don’t bother sniffing it, it’s HORRIBLE. Just pour, stir and leave. No breathing, set to one side. Mix the water, sugar and condensed milk in a pan and gently warm until it starts to boil. Take off the heat and stir in the chopped white chocolate. Whisk like mad to get everything melted and mixed well. Pour mixture into four or five bowls and add a little food colour of your choice. This is the IMPORTANT BIT, leave to cool!!!! It should be poured when the temperature is around 30°C. I broke my thermometer a while ago, so when it feels cool to the dipped finger, then it’s time to give it a go. The next bit is fun or very disappointing depending on how it goes. Place the cake on a wired tray with lots of cling film underneath. Pour the different colours onto the cake to make a rippled pattern. I added gold glitter to my mixture just before I poured it. The trick is to do the sides first and then work your way into the middle. I did this and the cake looked fab, I was very proud of myself, did a little dance, came back five minutes later and the whole lot had rolled off the cake. ************. Please see picture below:

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I hadn’t cling filmed my tray and all the colours had melted into one big mess. I had to go back Sainsburys and buy more white chocolate and start again, pfffft. By this point, I had splodged blue glaze all over the kitchen floor, everything was sticky and I was pretty grumpy. After much mopping, I calmed myself down and went back to the shops to discover I had bought 300g of dark chocolate. I recommend you do not do this, clearly I was not with it by this point and got very annoyed upon discovering this. Round 2 of making mirror glaze was again unsuccessful. I tried to use lighter colours but it all melted together to make a Halloween-like mess (there was orange, purple and green present). It looked gross when I poured it over a partially glazed cake of various dark shades of blue and green. Finally, I commenced Round 3 by colouring over it again to just make purple and turquoise. I slopped it on the cake (all patience had evaporated by this point) and it finally looked worthy of eating.

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The glaze itself takes a matter of minutes to make but the cooling part takes longer (30-50 minutes). If you pour glittery glaze on first and dribble non-glitter glaze over the top you can achieve a rather nice look.

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I wish anyone who wants to make a glaze the best of luck. You know why.

Save your split ganache!!!

I’ve made chocolate ganache for years and this morning it was a total flop. I heated my double cream slowly and took it off the heat before the boil. I threw in the chopped up chocolate and stirred it. I looked away, looked back, and it was a bloody mess! All grainy and split or ‘seized’ as the chocolatiers call it. I was very upset as I had a deadline and no time to start phaffing about buying new ingredients. Then I learnt, you can save it !!! The reason it’s split is because the fat content is too high. I used a baking chocolate which I don’t usually use because it was on offer. This is where I went wrong, always opt for non-baking chocolate. Anyway, I warmed a little milk and whisked it in quickly. Only a tad each time, I just stopped when it looked shiny and smooth. So there you have it, no need to panic, as Bridget Jones’ mother would say ‘just stir it Una’.

Salted caramel cake

Oh my goodness, this recipe has changed everything. Best cake I’ve ever made, hands down.

Here is the recipe:

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/salted-caramel-poke-cake

I’ve avoided making salted caramel for a while for fear of burning it. How wrong I was. Don’t rush melting the sugar and do not deviate from the recipe! The tricky bit is at the end when you need to mix the caramel with the cheese frosting without melting it. Also, if you wait too long to drizzle the caramel on the cake at the end, the caramel can solidify and become tricky to work with. This cake didn’t last one hour!

Pecan carrot cake

I am on a mission to find the best carrot cake recipe. The recipe for this cake was boasted by The Guardian as being the best (see link). I have to say it was pretty tasty. Most carrot cakes I’ve made are oil based not butter based. Now I know butter is better. Why did I doubt my love and need for butter? For now this is a top contender but the search remains open. Just in case…

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2012/mar/15/how-to-cook-perfect-carrot-cake

Swirly cake

I really enjoyed making this cake, I’ve neglected my baking recently for all sorts of kitchen/boiler related reasons. Regardless of the situation, I have decided to bake on! That is what Mary would do, and don’t we all want to do as Mary does? I digress.

I whipped up a vanilla sponge with a classic 8,8,8 oz (sugar, self raising flour, butter) to 4 egg ratio and bunged it in the oven at 180C until risen, golden and cooked in the middle. I mixed up enough buttercream to sink a kayak, divided it up and coloured it in varying shades of blue. If you whip your buttercream lots and lots until it goes pale (before colouring it), you will achieve a smoother, paler buttercream.

The key to any good decoration is a cool cake. Once cooled, I cut it in half and layered lots of raspberry jam on one half of the cake and blackcurrant jam on the other (it’s good to mix things up every once in a while). I spread buttercream thinly on top of the jam and sandwiched the cakes together.

The coloured buttercream was carefully spooned into three piping bags. I like to put the piping bag in a mug and then fill it up- stops the bag falling all over the place. It is best to avoid buttercream splodges around the top of the bag as it will go all over your hands very quickly once you start squeezing !

To make a neat pattern I piped sausages of colour around the edges of the cake, alternating when it felt right to do so. The tricky bit is to use a spreader and blend it together to get very straight, smooth sides. I can always feel my heart beating LOUDLY when I approach any cake with a spreader (it’s very distracting). The remaining buttercream is used to make a swirly pattern on top to finish. I spent an awful lot of time touching it up, it’s hard to say when to stop phaffing. After all that, best not to keep it near a radiator as it will make you cry when all that smoothing and swirling melts everywhere.

This cake is dedicated to Kate who is due to have a baby boy very soon. 😀 🤰

Courgette & prosecco cake

Well, I had an interesting time making this cake. The first prosecco based recipe I tried was a total, utter flop. I made two fizzy, oily pancakes which dripped all over my oven. Thanks recipe. The cakes went in the bin, GBBO style. 
This cake however, was a super success, it’s moist and not too sweet. Here’s the recipe:

  • 300g grated courgette (squeezed)
  • 3 eggs
  • 150g caster sugar
  • 125ml sunflower oil
  • 225g self raising flour
  • 1/2 tsp baking powder
  • 1/2 tap bicarbonate soda

No fuss, mix that lot together and dollop into an 8 inch cake tin and bake at 180C. 

  • 250g mascarpone
  • Icing sugar to taste
  • Lemon zest
  • Glug of prosecco

The mascarpone cheese filling is very much down to personal taste, I don’t like it too sweet. You have to be careful with the prosecco or it will be too sloppy, so just be slow with the additions. Assemble with a creamy layer in the middle and some on top. Dash with pistachio nuts and lemon zest and voila! A light and tasty cake with a hint of prosecco and seasonal vegetation. 

Apple & walnut cake

Anyone else drowning in apples? I called on Mary Berry for inspiration. Standard. Her fabulous recipe (see link) is essentially an apple sandwich. This cake uses LOTS of apples and cinnamon. I recommend a food processor for grating the apples. Life’s too short to do it by hand. 

Still have apples left over? Bung ’em in the oven with a load of sausages and chopped up onions. They’ll caramelise together into something rather dreamy. 

https://jjasonwhatsinseason.wordpress.com/2012/05/07/mary-berrys-apple-and-cinnamon-cake/

Crabapple Jelly

To my delight, I was handed a whole tree’s worth of crabapples. I decided to make crabapple jelly. 


Firstly, I opened up the crabapple bag and loads of flies came out so I squealed like a pig and ran around my kitchen. Once I had gotten over myself, I washed the fruit and removed the bruised bits and stalks. I filled many pans with the crabapples and put enough water in to cover the fruit. I put the fruit on the boil and went on a fly hunt (standard). When the fruit was soft I poured it into many sieves lined with muslin cloths to drip into bowls overnight. In the morning, I excitably lifted the fruit out (without squeezing it) and admired my fruity syrup. IMPORTANT: If you squeeze the muslin cloth/fruit the jelly juice goes cloudy. No one wants cloudy jelly.


I measured the juice and mixed it with A LOT of sugar (7 parts sugar to 10 parts juice). I boiled it on a low heat for what seemed like an age. I skimmed the top regularly and tested it for jelly consistency by blobbing the syrup on the back of a cold spoon. IMPORTANT: Once the syrup solidifies on the back of a cold spoon, it is ready to pour into a sterilised jar. 


Behold. I made three jars out of 300(ish) crabapples. It took 9 hours of effort, twenty fruit flies and a lot of washing up. It tastes REALLY good, it’s sweet with a sour note. As you can see I already ate the top half of the jar.

Jam is a bargain in the supermarket, that’s for sure. Never take jam for granted. Bit crabby now.